Barney: So... You're in love with me.
Robin: What? Oh, yeah. Very much.
Barney: Okay, you can knock it off. Lily told me.
Robin: Damn it, Lily.
Barney: I can't believe you would do that.
Robin: It's just... Like, I care about you, Barney. And... This kind of stuff, the emotional stuff? It's not your thing. I thought I'd save you the trouble.
Barney: Maybe I don't want to be saved the trouble. Maybe I want the trouble. I haven't wanted the trouble in a long time. But with you, the trouble doesn't seem so... troubling. I don't know. I thought... I guess I thought you felt the same way.