Lily: So, what happened exactly?
Ted: What happened is you let a freaking wild animal into our apartment. I was savaged.
Lily: That is the sweetest, cutest little goat in the whole world.
Ted: Sweetest, cutest little goat in the whole world?
Future Ted: [v.o.] I was pretty sleep-deprived at this point, so this probably isn't how it really happened, but here's how I rember it.
[fantasy scene of Ted wrestling the goat]
Nurse: So, you're the guy who tried to make it with a goat?
Ted: Hey, if anything, that goat tried to make it with me. Can I go, please?
Nurse: Sure, you can go. But remember, buddy, "baa" means "baa."