Lily: [cell phone chimes] It's Ted. Everybody, ssh!
Marshall: Ssh.
Lily: [answers phone] Hey, Ted, what's up?
Ted: It's here, Lily. It's looking at me.
Lily: What is?
Ted: The goat.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Now, I've told you some of the story of the goat already. How Aunt Lily invited a local farmer
to come talk to her class, and how he brought a goat, and how he told the whole class what he was gonna do to the goat later that day. And how Aunt Lily, in a fit of mercy, bought the goat off the guy in order to commute its sentence.