Lily: Marshall, please don't do this. Please don't jump.
Marshall: I'm sorry, Lily, but I gotta do this.
Lily: You can't do this.
Marshall: Why?
Lily: You want a reason? I'll give you a reason. I'm pregnant.
Marshall: Oh, my God! Oh, my God, really?! Lily, I mean, I noticed that you gained some weight lately...
Lily: [gasps] I was lying, you jerk! Oh, go ahead and jump. I hope you die!
Marshall: That's all the permission I need.