Quote from Barney in As Fast As She Can
Police Officer: License and registration. Barney: Of course, Officer. Right away. [hands the officer a piece of paper] Police Officer: Sir, this is a gift certificate for a custom-tailored Italian suit. Barney: So, we done here? [later, at MacLaren's:] Barney: 375 dollars! And he kept the gift certificates. I'm gonna call Emilio and tell him to short-sheet him on the crotch.