Marshall: Tony is rich? Oh, Ted. Oh, Ted, tell me he wrote you a check. Tell me he wrote you a big, fat check. A check so big it doesn't take its shirt off when it goes swimming.
Barney: That is a big, fat check. A check so big, if you had sex with it, you wouldn't tell your buddies.
Marshall: That is a big, fat check.
Robin: A check so big that when you sit next to it on an airplane, you find yourself wondering whether the check should have bought 2 seats.
Marshall: That...
Barney: Is a big, fat check!