Robin: On the plus side, I bought the cutest purse today.
Ted: So, wait, why did you throw up?
Robin: You don't want to know.
Ted: Come on. Tell me.
Robin: Uh, I'm pregnant.
Ted: I will raise this child with you. You are not alone in this. We can even get married if you want, but I still want to see other girls, it would've to be one of those kind...
Robin: God, stop it. I'm not pregnant. It's food poisoning. I ate something from this place, and three hours later, I was spewing like an open hydrant.
Ted: God. From where?
Robin: Well, that's a gross question.