Ted: I told these guys I have a vision for this thing. They want to see a pitch in a week and I got nothing.
Robin: Aw, it's cute.
Ted: Cute? Robin, I could be designing concert halls and bridges. Bridges so beautiful they could be in museums. And I could design those museums. But what am I designing instead? What has my career come to? A two-story Stetson with outdoor dining on the brim. It's a sick cosmic joke. The universe is conspiring against me.