Future Ted: [v.o.] Holli and I stayed up texting until 2:00 in the morning. And we spent the whole next day texting each other, too. She seemed perfect.
Ted: Holli just told me what she's wearing right now. It is pretty hot.
Robin: Yeah, whatever it is, I can guarantee you she's not wearing it. She's lying to make you like her.
Ted: How do you know that?
Robin: Umm. Because no woman in the history of the world is ever "Just sitting around reading architecture magazines in my old cheerleader uniform."
Ted: Okay, maybe she's lying about the architecture magazines.