Marshall: Hey, look at this guy. How's it going best friend of 12 years?
Ted: Well, it's kind of weird, but... I had this crazy dream the other night. It's a little embarrassing.
Barney: You can tell us, Ted. This is a safe space.
Marshall: Yeah, your feelings are perfectly natural, buddy.
Ted: Here's what happened. [fast-forward]
Future Ted: [v.o.] And then I proceed to waste a half hour of those bastards' lives, telling them about this dream I had where I ate dinner with my top 5 favorite architects throughout history.
Ted: And then, at the end of the meal, Frank Gehry slides the check over to I.M. Pei, and he says, "Buddy, tonight,
your name is I.M. Paying." [laughs] Buckminster Fuller almost did a spit take. And then I woke up.
Marshall: So, that- So, that's it?
Barney: No other dreams? Nothing confusing or erotic?
Ted: Nope.