Robin: You want to talk about giving up? I used to describe my ideal guy as"funny, smart, passionate, challenging". And now, apparently, I will settle for... "in my apartment". Didn't you think you'd have it all more figured out by now?
Ted: Are you kidding? By 30, I was gonna be annoyingly successful, married to the perfect woman, maybe a kid on the way. Instead, I'm just some guy sitting in his apartment, having a staring contest with his phone. And losing.
Robin: Hey. You can take that thing.