Quote from Barney in Mosbius Designs
Marshall: Lily told me.
Barney: She told you? Great. I bet you guys have been laughing at me behind my back the whole time.
Marshall: Actually, in a weird way, we both think you're kind of perfect for each other.
Barney: You do?
Marshall: Matter of fact, we even try to sit on the same side of the booth so you two will have to sit together.
Barney: [high-pitched] Really? That's so sweet. [gruff] But let's be clear. I don't love her. Okay? I just... miss her when she's not around. I think about her all the time, and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion, and I'm wearing a brown suede vest.