PJ: I love having all this free time to spend with you. I'm going to kiss you here... And here. And here and here. And... One more.
Ted: Please stop.
PJ: I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'll miss you.
Robin: I'll miss you, too.
Ted: You're already sick of him, aren't you?
Robin: He's driving me crazy. When PJ had a job, he was sexy. He was guardian of the bathroom key. A hot guy telling you when you can and can't pee? That's the dream.
Ted: "That's the dream"? The dream? Like what Martin Luther King was talking about?