Marshall: Barney, dude, why are this upset about Ted not having sex with the people he hires?
Barney: Because it hurts!
Marshall: It hurts you how?
Barney: It hurts because I love... Ted... having sex with women. I'm a very dedicated wingman! Look, Lily's the only person that I can talk to about this stuff. So just get her to talk to me.
Marshall: I'll try, but there's no guarantees. She's still really outraged about that joke. That joke. Tore our little group apart, pitted people I love against each other. Seriously, I wish... I wish that joke had never come
into our lives. [both chuckle]
Barney: It's kinda of funny though, right?
Marshall: It's so funny, man.