Barney: See? That's what you need. You need that thing that makes you a guy.
Marshall: Oh, I have that thing that makes me a guy. Maybe even a guy and a half.
Barney: Not that thing. You know, a thing. Like Toy Guy.
[fantasy scene of Marshall and Barney meeting with an HR rep in an office filled with toys:]
H.R. Rep: Guys, bad news. As your HR rep, I got to review the new overtime scheduling policy with you. The good news is we're gonna do it while wearing Wolverine claws!