Barney: Keeping your job has nothing to do with hard work. You need a thing.
Marshall: What do you mean, a thing?
Barney: You know, something that makes you fun and well-liked, like Marcus Denisco.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Marcus Denisco worked in account services and was perhaps the most expendable employee at the company.
Marcus Denisco: I brought some donuts. They're probably stupid.
Future Ted: But eventually, he came to be known as...
All: Food Guy!
Marcus Denisco: Who wants some pulled pork? Of course you do! Come on!