Quote from Barney in Mosbius Designs
Barney: Hey. You hear there's gonna be more layoffs? Marshall: I know. I'm freaking out. Are you worried? Barney: Are you kidding? The things I know about this company. I won't ever be fired. I mean, there's a pretty good chance one day I'll wash up on shore with no fingerprints or teeth, but I won't be fired.