Barney: [recording a message] Hi, this is Barney.
Robin: And Robin.
Barney: We can't answer the phone because...
Robin: He's watching sports and I'm...
Barney: Probably out shopping. [both laugh]
Robin: Uh-oh.
Barney: Leave a message, we'll call you back just as soon...
Robin: As...
Barney: We...
Both: Can!
Barney: "Leave an annoying two-person message on your answering machine." Check. Probably gonna cost me some dates, but it's okay.
Robin: Barney, your ear's starting to smell.
Barney: Nah, it's good.