Robin: You know, I don't know, celebrities, they're into some really weird sex stuff. Trust me.
Barney: How would you know that?
Robin: This is embarrassing, but I... I went home with a celebrity one night.
Lily: [gasps] Oh, my God! Seriously?
Robin: Yeah, he wanted to do this really freaky thing with me, so I left. That's it. End of the story.
Lily: No, no, not end of the story I need to know who, when, and in where. Spoil it!
Marshall: Please settle down, Lily, you're swallowing too much air.
Barney: But before you go any further, I'm flattered, but technically, I'm not a celebrity. Plus, for the last time, I put the mask on as a joke.
Robin: Okay, it's not you Barney.