Lily: Ted, I did those things to help you. You're a commitment junkie. You fall in love with these women, even if they don't deserve you.
Ted: What if one of those women was supposed to be the mother of my children?
Lily: If there was ever the tiniest chance of that, I swear I didn't do anything. Like with Victoria or Stella.
Ted: Or Robin. [Lily is silent] Or Robin?
Lily: Robin, Robin.
Ted: Did you break us up, too? Did you break us up, too?
Lily: Stop talking to me like I'm your enemy! You weep for these women, but you have the luxury of not knowing what I know: That those breakups, while tragic, probably saved you from a crappy and very expensive first marriage.
Ted: Did you break me and Robin up?
Lily: You don't want the truth because deep down, you want me out there watching out for you. And deep down, you know that none of those women were ever gonna be the mother of your children.
Ted: Did you break me and Robin up?
Lily: I did what I had to do.
Ted: Did you break me and Robin up?
Lily: You're damn right I did!