Quote from Marshall in The Stinsons
Barney: What is wrong with you people? Ted, how am I ever gonna explain this to my mother? Lily: Maybe it's time to tell her the truth. Marshall: I don't know, Lily. Sometimes, honesty leads people to say mean things about a woman who always took special care of me because I was the runt of the family. For crying out loud, I'm only six-four!