Loretta: I don't understand.
Barney: I do. [whispers to Ted] Follow my lead. [normally] I've... been betrayed by my best friend. How could you do this, Ted? Think about poor Tyler bravely trying to hold back tears. It's okay, son, you can cry. Cry!
Grant: [sobs] I don't want my mommy and daddy to get divorced!
Barney: Wow.