Ted: Maybe the problem is your resume. See how mine is lean and mean? Yours is too cluttered. Like everything on your resume is so relevant?
Robin: "Program Director, 88.1 Wesleyan University Radio"?
Marshall: Oh, God.
Lily: Dr. X? You're still bragging about Dr. X?
Robin: Who was Dr. X?
Ted: Nobody knows. He was this genius mystery D.J.
Marshall: It was Ted.
Ted: His identity remains a secret to this day.
Lily: It was Ted.
Ted: But this phantom of the airwaves changed the very face of college radio.
Marshall: It was Ted.
Lily: And your show sucked.