Carl: Drink up, boys. I'm closing the bar.
Ted: Whoa, no! It's only 9:00.
Barney: And this place is ragin', yo!
[The only other guy in the bar falls off his stool]
Carl: Guys, I'm really sorry, but I got to go set up cots in the church basement. It doubles as a shelter on snowy nights like this.
Barney: You selfish bastard! There are two very hot girls coming here to meet us.
Ted: Can't you just leave the place open a little while longer? We'll keep an eye on everything.
Carl: You two? No way. You wouldn't know the first thing about running a bar.
Barney: Serve the hotties first?
Carl: Here's the keys.