Quote from Barney in Three Days Of Snow
Carl: Drink up, boys. I'm closing the bar. Ted: Whoa, no! It's only 9:00. Barney: And this place is ragin', yo! [The only other guy in the bar falls off his stool] Carl: Guys, I'm really sorry, but I got to go set up cots in the church basement. It doubles as a shelter on snowy nights like this. Barney: You selfish bastard! There are two very hot girls coming here to meet us. Ted: Can't you just leave the place open a little while longer? We'll keep an eye on everything. Carl: You two? No way. You wouldn't know the first thing about running a bar. Barney: Serve the hotties first? Carl: Here's the keys.