Lily: Barney, you have to learn how to express these feelings. Maybe you should talk to a psychiatrist.
Barney: [scoffs] Please. If I'm gonna pay some woman $200 an hour to make me feel better, we aren't going to be talking. And we're both going to be on that couch. The woman in this scenario is a prostitute. A dirty, skanky, surgically enhanced, Eastern European...
Lily: I got it.