Quote from Marshall in Benefits
Robin: Well, have you thought about maybe not reading a magazine when you read a magazine? Marshall: You gotta read a magazine. I mean, that's why there's magazines. Ted: Otherwise, it's just time you're not getting back. Marshall: Exactly. And the worst part is this: That stretch of hallway from my door to that restroom is a... gauntlet of... judging eyes. [fantasy scene of Marshall at work:] Marshall: [v.o.] You got my boss. Woman: [inner monologue] We all know exactly what you're about to do. Marshall: Her boss. Bilson: [inner monologue] Hey, Eriksen, why don't you just move your desk in there? Marshall: I can't believe he has a wife Donald. Donald: [inner monologue] Oh, sweetie, so obvious.