Quote from Barney in Benefits
Ted: Oh, like Barney's theory about world peace? [flashback to Barney talking to Ted at MacLaren's:] Barney: So I explained to her. I said, Madeline, every single international conflict essentially boils down to sexual tension. Ted: Every international conflict? Barney: Every single one, dude. Ted: So the crisis in the Middle East could be solved by... Barney: Gaza Strippers. Next. Ted: Apartheid? Barney: Apart thighs. What else you got? Ted: Cold War? Barney: "Mrs. Gorbachev, take down those pants."