Ted: This is not a good idea. Heather and Barney alone in his office? And I certainly don't want to be on the hook for her lease.
Lily: She is growing up. You just can't see it yet.
Ted: We're talking about a girl who was busted for shoplifting eight months ago.
Lily: Ted, a lot of women go through a shoplifting phase. And sure, maybe to this day, they swipe the occasional smaller item because it turns them on in a weird way that they can't quite explain.