Heather: I found an apartment today.
Ted: Really?
Heather: And I was hoping you'd have a little more wine in you before I asked you this, but... I need you to co-sign the lease.
Ted: Let me think about it.
Barney: [whispers] That means he's not going to do it.
Heather: I could really use your help on this.
Ted: Let's talk about this later, okay?
Barney: [whispers] Don't hold your breath.
Heather: What is it? You don't trust me?
Ted: You're my sister.
Barney: [whispers] Now he's just stating a fact.