Ted: And now, Heather says she's moving to New York.
Lily: Wow, that's big news.
Ted: She's never gonna go through with it. Remember a few years back when she talked about transferring to NYU? And then, on the day of the admissions interview...
[flashback to Ted in the apartment:]
Ted: [on the phone] Where's my couch and my TV?
Heather: [crowd-surfing] I sold them for Nine Inch Nails tickets.
Ted: The TV alone is worth two grand.
Heather: Well, a last-minute plane ticket is expensive.
Ted: Wait. Where are you?
Heather: Somewhere in Spain. Oh, gotta go. Slow song.