Ted: Well, my sister's plane got in an hour ago, or as a meteorologist might say, Hurricane Heather has just made landfall.
Lily: Come on. She's not that bad.
Ted: Here's the back of Heather's baseball card. It took her six years to graduate from three different colleges, during which time she wrecked two cars, got married for five days, and lived in a tree for nine weeks, only to realize that no one had any intention of cutting it down.