Ted: Doug, look, you don't understand, you beat up those guys all by yourself.
Marshall: It's true, all right? They had nothing to do with it. I mean... look at these two.
Barney: [runs off] It was all Ted!
Marshall: Look at this guy.
Ted: Yeah, look at me!
Marshall: He wouldn't last 5 minutes in a fight.
Ted: I think I could last at least five...
Marshall: He's got the muscle definition of linguini.
Ted: Linguini with meatballs maybe... check it.