Quote from Ted in The Fight
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, I've only been in one fight in my life. And this is the story of how it happened. Now, as you know, I recently had been left at the altar. And the worst thing about getting left at the altar? I mean, aside from actually getting left at the altar, was what came next. A steady unrelenting unbearable stream of pity. Wendy: Cranberry Gin and tonic. [to Ted, rubbing his shoulder] Scotch and soda. Ted: Thank you. Could I see a menu? Wendy: Ted, I'm going to go get you a menu... but I promise you I will come back.