Mitch: Robin, you've seen my move. That's it. I have nothing else to offer you. I'm broke, I sweat when I eat, and I'm in, like, five different fantasy football leagues. It's all I talk about. Trust me, you don't want to be around that.
Robin: What? Yes, I do! Look, I didn't just sleep with you because you were naked.
Mitch: Yeah, you did. And now you're trying to pretend it was something more to make yourself feel better. Say what you will, at least The Naked Man is honest.