Ted: [on the phone] Once I realized there was no possible future in this relationship, I just decided to go for it.
Barney: Awesome! Okay, big question: What pose will you display your Naked Man in?
Ted: Huh. That is a big question. I hadn't really thought about it.
Barney: I was thinking the Superman.
Ted: What about the Captain Morgan?
Barney: How about the "Oops, I didn't see you there"?
Ted: The Thinker?
Barney: What about the Heisman?
Ted: Mr. Clean?
Barney: The Burt Reynolds.