Quote from Ted in The Naked Man
Ted: [on the phone] I'm doing it! I'm doing The Naked Man! Barney: That's great! What made you change your mind? Ted: Well, the date with Vicky started off okay, but, it didn't go as well as I hoped. [flashback:] Vicky: Oh, my God! Ted, you are so funny! And can I just say, you have amazing eyes. Ted: What, these old things? [The waiter spills as he tops up their water] Vicky: Oh! Nice job, hot shot. Waiter: I'm sorry... Vicky: Save it! Go tell the manager he owes us an appetizer. One of the ones with shrimp! [to Ted] You're welcome. You were saying? [later:] Vicky: And then his cane missed the top step, and he was falling, for, I swear, like two minutes. Oh, God, I love old people.