Mitch: You just have to pick your spot. The Naked Man is best used as a last resort, kind of a Hail Mary on a first date when you know there's not going to be a second one.
Ted: How do you know there's not going to be a second date?
Mitch: Ted, look at me.
Ted: I'd rather not, Mitch.
Mitch: Robin is way out of my league. I'm not smart, funny or handsome. And as you can plainly see, there's nothing impressive going on anywhere around here. My only shot with a girl like Robin is the element of surprise. And, let's be honest, a little pity. It's shock and "aw."
Ted: This doesn't really work.
Mitch: Two out of three times. Guaranteed.