Quote from Robin in Not a Father's Day
Marshall: Let's have a baby. [Marshall and Lily kiss] Lily: Oh, oh, right now? Oh, okay. Future Ted: [v.o.] There was just one thing in their way. Robin: [enters] Scooch over. I TiVo'd The View. Future Ted: And that thing happened to be unemployed and sleeping on their couch. Marshall: So, Robin, how's the job and apartment search going? Robin: Oh, you didn't hear? I'm the lead anchor on CNN. And I got a penthouse overlooking Central Park made of gold. Get your head out of your ass, Marshall.