Barney: You guys, that other table is off the hook. What are we talking about?
Lily: Robin's dad.
Robin: I haven't spoken to him in three years and I don't intend to start now.
Lily: Why?
[flashback to a hospital operating room:]
Robin: [v.o.] It goes back to the day I was born.
Robin Sr.: You give me my son now. Push. [baby cries] Oh, no. Oh, no.
[present:]
Robin: He wanted a son and the fact that I was a girl didn't change his plan.
Ted: What do you mean?
Robin: My full legal name is Robin Charles Scherbatsky, Jr. And it only gets worse from there.