Ted: Hey, sorry about running off like that.
Robin: Oh, it's okay. You would not believe the trip I just had. I was on a plane for almost a full day. But it is worth it to see you get married. How could I not be here...?
Ted: You can't come to the wedding.
Robin: Oh, thank God!
Ted: What?
Robin: Ted, it's weird.
Ted: It's not weird.
Robin: It is weird. Do you know how it feels to be somebody's ex at their wedding?
[fantasy:]
Stella: Robin.
Robin: Stella.
Stella: Suck it, bitch! I win!