Nora: So, today's the day. You hydrating?
Barney: Dear female, thank you for your interest in Barney Stinson...
Nora: Your back is going to look like a Jackson Pollock.
Barney: I regret to inform you that at this time...
Nora: I was a vegan for two years. I need meat.
Barney: There are currently no positions available.
Nora: I'm a yoga instructor. Every position is available. [Barney grunts] Your room, 20 minutes. No foreplay. [Barney pants]
Barney: [to Lily] I'm not going to make it, am I?
Lily: Not a chance.
Barney: [groans]