Barney: You mean awesome? I'm 80, dude, and I'm making out with a 22-year-old.
Woman: Take me to your place, cheri. I want to see your World War 2 medals.
Barney: In a minute, mon petite.
Marshall: All right, so that doesn't count.
Barney: What? Why?
Robin: She's French. That's like playing tennis with the net down.