Ted: Robin, could I hear yours?
Robin: "Dear Ted, it's 'encyclo-pee-dia, not 'encyclo-pay-dia'. Why do you always say things in the most pretentious way possible? It makes you sound douchey and that's 'douchey', not 'douch-ay.'"
Ted: Yeah, you already read that one at my pronunciation intervention. Where's the letter about Stella?
Robin: I didn't write one... I'm your ex-girlfriend. I figured anything I said on the subject would sound catty. Plus, I'm hotter than her, so who cares?