Stella: New York is full of weirdos, and snobs and mean people. Ted, do you know that once, an old lady actually called me a bitch and threw a cat in my face? And you want to know if that happened in New Jersey? 86th and Lex, right in front of your beloved little Papaya King. Ted, people are nice in New Jersey. I mean it's the kind of place where you know your neighbors.
Ted: Hey, I know my neighbors.
Stella: Oh, yeah? Like who?
Ted: Right across the hall, I got... Clax... Pa... Mon...
Stella: Claxpamon?
Lily: His name is Paxton.
Ted: Love that dude.