Ted: Hey, Lucy. What are you doing up?
Lucy: There was some loud noises in the basement.
Ted: Sorry about that. Why don't you got back to bed, sweetie.
Lucy: I can't go to sleep without a story.
Ted: Okay, I'll just get your mom...
Lucy: Why don't you read it to me?
Ted: Okay, come on.
[later, after Ted reads Lucy a story]
Ted: [to Stella] I'm moving here.
Stella: Really?
Ted: Really. New Jersey wins.