Robin: I'm calling Joel.
Barney: No, Robin, if you call him right now, you will hate yourself Look, I have slept with lots of women who afterwards told me off and stormed out. And sometimes they'd pick up the phone and they'd call me and then we'd hook up again. And when we were finished, I could see that look on their faces, that look that says
they hate themselves and they wish they'd never called. But if you could see that look... Actually, you can see that look, there's a video. www dot...
Robin: No! Stop, okay? I won't call.