Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, your aunt Robin was sick of her job in Metro News One. She was sick of the low production value.
Robin: I'm Robin Scherbatsky and your watching... [The "M" falls from the logo on the desk] Etro News One at 11:00... [A "1" drops] and again at 1:00.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Sick of the stories she had to report...
Robin: So hurry up and get your votes in for New York's cutest doggie.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And most of all, she was sick of all the stupids puns.
Robin: Four transit workers were electrocuted when a subway train jumped the tracks. Stay tuned for the... shocking derails. Joel, people died.