Barney: So, Robin, tell me about your day, and not just what happened, how you felt about what happened.
Robin: What?
Barney: I'm not looking to problem-solve, I'm just looking to listen.
Robin: Why are you acting like this?
Barney: Like what?
Robin: You're being super nice. It's freaking me out. Be gross. Be inappropriate. Be Barney.
Barney: I'm being Barney, and I think tonight's going to be de... wait for it... lightful. Delightful.