Robin: Okay, I officially hate my job. I'm not a reporter, I'm just someone who shows up at night and scares people. I'm the bogeyman with a teleprompter.
Barney: "Bogeyman with a teleprompter." That's hilarious! Great joke, Robin, great joke.
Lily: Barney, no offense to Robin, but that wasn't that funny.
Barney: Are you kidding? That was a great joke. It's smart, funny, beautiful, the whole package. It's everything you're afraid to let yourself want. In a joke. [laughs] "Bogeyman with a teleprompter." Classic.