Ted: Okay, let me think, what else?
Stella: You know what, sweetie? I woke up so early and I had a really long day at work. And there was that whole thing where you tried to kill me. Can we please just go to sleep?
Ted: No, I clearly need to know more about you. Let's do firsts. First kiss?
Stella: Dale Harris, second grade. You're talking like peck on the cheek or a full-on passionate making out?
Ted. Passionate making out.
Stella: Okay, yeah, Dale Harris, second grade.
Ted: First time you had sex.
Stella: Dale Harris, second...
Ted: Stop it.
Stella: Billy Devito, sophomore year of college.
Ted: Prude. Molly McKenzie, junior year of high school.
Stella: Slut.